April 9, 2009

these are for short people who feels like an outcast...(:

So you are short also you are so lucky. I mean every one I know is tall so I love being short because I am semi unique. so stop wining and get over it.
the advantages of being short:
1. you can fit in to a lot of stuff like a locker to hide from bullies granted you are also small enough to get stuffed in one but that's a chance I am willing to take.
2. you can go under houses to clean for a lot of money.
3.you are able to be a flyer in cheerleading.
4.guys and girls love snuggling with a short person.
5.short people are better dancers.
6.being able to do the limbo without breaking your back.

The disadvantages of being short:
1.roller coasters like tall people.
2.sorry no slam dunks for us.
3.short people are more afraid of heights.
4.we don't have our feet hanging over the bed when we are asleep.

So there you have it there are more advantages to being short than disadvantages. So now you can wear your height with some pride and don't worry your attitude is more important than your height.

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